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    Some English Jokes

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    Ahmed shafik

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    تاريخ التسجيل : 08/04/2009

    Some English Jokes

    مُساهمة  Ahmed shafik في الأربعاء أبريل 08, 2009 1:12 pm

    Today I have some jokes in English 1 Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map
    Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
    Class: Maria did.

    Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
    Student: I is the...
    Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
    Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.



    Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?" "Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techniques - visualization, association - it has made a big difference for me." "That's great! What was the name of that clinic?" Fred went blank. He thought and thought but couldn't remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?" "You mean a rose?" "Yes, that's it!" Then he turned to his wife and asked, "Rose, what was the name of that clinic?"

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